Papal Punch Up

The Pope is challenging us all to a fight, which isn’t the most even match offered as he not only has the oldest mercenary force still operating, the Swiss Guard, as his personal army, but rumour has it that God is on his side. So here is a man with a fully armoured Pope Mobile, a private army and an omnipotent imaginary friend, saying “Come on if you think you are hard enough!”
Hardly the action of a brave man, but then he must be a couple of wafers short of a sacrament if he thinks he is infallible.
OK Pope, I think you and your religion are a joke, not a very nice one, but a joke all the same. You can come and punch me, with your private army, your armoured Pope Mobile, your infallibility and your imaginary friend, and I will turn the other cheek which rather stuffs you, doesn’t it?
Je suis Charlie and I will laugh if I want to.
Just in case you think I am not serious, this is my postcode, EX4 2HB, come and punch.

About saddlechariot

Revolutionary, believes everyone can enjoy ponies, and nobody needs a whip to do so.
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